My husband has a mistress,
But it’s not what you think,
My husband has a mistress,
I do dishes in the sink,
This little witch,
Is quite a titch,
A mix of chips and switches,
Too full of bugs and glitches,
Typing words and phrases,
Filling pages of pages,
She does not obey,
The things he tries to say,
My husband has a mistress,
But I am not a mug,
My husband has a mistress,
I can pull the plug.
Lost In Footnotes 
Poem and computer
Leah has posted a poem about my computer usage and me on her blog. And it is pretty close to